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Ship or luxury white boat lay on sand beach, skyline background. After storm always return sun. Yacht on st.johns beach. Entertainment summer vacation yachting. Boat yacht landed on sand coast.Welcome back to Whatcha Reading! Here’s how we’re kicking off August:

Sarah: I’m reading Stone and Sky, ( A | BN | K | AB ) the new Peter Grant book in audio because Kobna Holdbrook-Smith’s narration is top-tier for me. And I’m reading The Seven O’Clock Club, ( A | BN | K | AB ) which is set within a grief therapy group

Amanda: I’m reading The Assassin and the Libertine ( A ) on Kindle, which reimagines the French Revolution with vampires. I like it so far, but it feels like a very slow read despite being average length. I also picked up King of Pride by Ana Huang. ( A | BN ) Really enjoyed book one in the Kings of Sin series. The hero of Pride is a prominent secondary character in book one and I was very interested for his story.

Lara: I’ve fallen head long into Nalini Singh’s Guild Hunter series ( A | BN | K | G | AB | Au ). I’m currently on book 7 and savoring every second.

So, whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

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The Blacksmith Queen

RECOMMENDED: The Blacksmith Queen by G.A. Aiken is $3.99! (Or free with KU!) This was my one pick for hilarious reading in our Ready Set Go. I also gave this an A-. Seriously, it’s so much fun:

The Blacksmith Queen is a bloody, feminist romp that exudes girl power in all forms, and I’m envious of its fantasy girl squad.

When a prophesy brings war to the Land of the Black Hills, Keeley Smythe must join forces with a clan of mountain warriors who are really centaurs in a thrilling new fantasy romance series from New York Times bestselling author G.A. Aiken. 

The Old King Is Dead
 
With the demise of the Old King, there’s a prophesy that a queen will ascend to the throne of the Black Hills. Bad news for the king’s sons, who are prepared to defend their birthright against all comers. But for blacksmith Keeley Smythe, war is great for business. Until it looks like the chosen queen will be Beatrix, her younger sister. Now it’s all Keeley can do to protect her family from the enraged royals.

Luckily, Keeley doesn’t have to fight alone. Because thundering to her aid comes a clan of kilt-wearing mountain warriors called the Amichai. Not the most socially adept group, but soldiers have never bothered Keeley, and rough, gruff Caid, actually seems to respect her. A good thing because the fierce warrior will be by her side for a much longer ride than any prophesy ever envisioned…

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Love at First Book

Love at First Book by Jenn McKinlay is $1.99! I’m only seeing the sale at Amazon, but hopefully it’ll be price-matched. The heroine is a librarian, who gets the opportunity to help her favorite author with writer’s block.

When a librarian moves to a quaint Irish village where her favorite novelist lives, the last thing she expects is to fall for the author’s prickly son… until their story becomes one for the books, from the New York Times bestselling author of Summer Reading.

Emily Allen, a librarian on Martha’s Vineyard, has always dreamed of a life of travel and adventure. So when her favorite author, Siobhan Riordan, offers her a job in the Emerald Isle, Emily jumps at the opportunity. After all, Siobhan’s novels got Em through some of the darkest days of her existence.

Helping Siobhan write the final book in her acclaimed series—after a ten-year hiatus due to a scorching case of writer’s block—is a dream come true for Emily. If only she didn’t have to deal with Siobhan’s son, Kieran Murphy. He manages Siobhan’s bookstore, and the grouchy bookworm clearly doesn’t want Em around.

When Siobhan’s health takes a bad turn, she’s more determined than ever to finish her novel, while Kieran tries every trick in the book to get his mother to rest. Thrown into the role of peacemaker, Emily begins to see that Kieran’s heart is in the right place. Torn between helping Siobhan find closure with her series and her own growing feelings for the mercurial Irishman, Emily will have to decide if she’s truly ready to turn a new page and figure out what lies in the next chapter.

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The Groom List

The Groom List by Ella Quinn is $2.99! This one, as of right now, is also another Amazon-only discount. This is book three in The Worthington Brides historical romance series.

In a Season filled with surprises, the irrepressible Worthingtons welcome thrilling new love matches into their lively extended family . . .

Intelligent. Kind. Must like children. Passable looks. A man of means. Must make us laugh . . .
For Lady Alice Carpenter, these are some of the “musts” on the checklist for eligible bachelors compiled with her sisters as they husband-hunt among the ton. Yet when she encounters a striking nobleman on her morning ride in Hyde Park, Alice soon tallies another list of first impressions . . .

Shallow. Flirtatious. Without seriousness of purpose. Impossible to avoid . . .
Gifford, the Marquis of St. Albans, must wed in order to wrest his estate from his controlling father. How hard could it be to snag a suitable match? Waltzing with lovely Lady Alice at the Season’s whirl of balls and soirees however, defies Giff’s expectations: his dance moves are smooth but their small talk is excruciating—he offers up gossip sheet tidbits while she interrogates him on his charitable works—or lack thereof!

Charming. Amusing. Irresistible . . . A disastrous idea?
Alice is willing to entertain the possibility that there is more to the man than meets the eye—though what meets the eye is quite attractive. But when Giff’s true character is tested, she realizes it takes more than a list to reveal the heart of a worthy and honorable gentleman . . .

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All the King’s Men Bundle

All the Kings Men bundle by Kennedy Ryan is $2.51 at Amazon and $2.99 elsewhere! This collects the first two book in the All the King’s Men series, which follows the same couple. There’s also a bonus epilogue.

From beloved, RITA-award-winning author Kennedy Ryan comes her gripping All the King’s Men duology.

The Kingmaker

In a world of haves and have-nots, Maxim Cade’s family and their oil empire have it all…and he wants nothing to do with it. At odds with his mogul father, he’s determined to build his own empire, even if it means traveling far from home, painted as the black sheep.

Lennix Hunter is the exception to every one of Maxim’s rules. At a protest for the oil pipeline that threatens to mar her ancestral land forever, they meet in a flurry of stars and sparks, and that one moment changes everything. But Maxim’s family is the one stealing from hers, and his father is the man she hates most. He has to lie in order to have her once, and despite the truth, he’ll do anything to keep her.

Even though Lennix tries to hate Maxim, too, their hearts are pointed in the same direction. The inexorable pull between them, across miles and years, will not be denied.

And neither will Maxim.

The Rebel King

Though surrender is what Maxim Cade demanded of Lennix Hunter’s body and heart, she had other plans. They were fast-burning fascination and combustible chemistry, the son of an oil baron and the Apache daughter at war with his family, but she trusted him, and he turned out to be a thief who stole her love.

Still, if what they had was a lie, why had it felt so real?

Now, the man she swore to hate is about to have it all, and he wants Lennix at his side. But when the two of them are forced to face the unthinkable, their rocky foundation is tested, as is the invisible thread that seems to wind their fates together. As they navigate a treacherous political landscape in their quest for justice, Maxim and Lennix soon learn that power is a game, and they are merely the pawns and players. Facing insurmountable odds, will they win the world, or will they lose it all?

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679. RT Rewind: July 2016 Reviews

Aug. 8th, 2025 06:00 am
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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindWe’re back!

Amanda picked this month’s issue and so we are journeying back to July 2016!

We tackle vague reviews that tell us no things.

I try to coin a new portmanteau!

We come up with the most unhinged romance bingo squares ever – tell us if we should use them!

We have some plot summaries that are a RIDE, folks.

Hop into our newly refurbished time machine – we needed a bigger drinks fridge – and let’s look at the July 2016 new releases!

Inspired by other Patreon folks, including Chris DeRosa at Fixing Famous People, I’ve made some of the Patreon content free so you can sample what we’ve got.

This collection of special previews is available now to all listeners, and there’s a link in the show notes to dive in. And if you like our free samples, join us in the Patreon community where there’s bonus content and more.

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The Lady Gets Lucky

The Lady Gets Lucky by Joanna Shupe is $1.99! This was mentioned in a previous Hide Your Wallet and is the second book in the Fifth Avenue Rebels. For the most part, I love Shupe’s pairings, but a lot of the secondary characters, usually parents, are just awful people and can make for a frustrating read.

Following The Heiress Hunt, beloved author Joanna Shupe continues her new Fifth Avenue Rebels series with a scandalous romance about a good girl desperate to rebel and the rebel desperate to corrupt her.

A first-rate scoundrel.

A desperate wallflower.

Lessons in seduction.

The woman no one notices . . .

Shy heiress Alice Lusk is tired of being overlooked by every bachelor. Something has to change, else she’ll be forced to marry a man whose only desire is her fortune. She needs to become a siren, a woman who causes a man’s blood to run hot . . .and she’s just met the perfect rogue to help teach her.

He’s the life of every party . . .

Christopher “Kit” Ward plans to open a not-so-reputable supper club in New York City, and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to hire the best chef in the city to guarantee its success. Even if it requires giving carnal lessons to a serious-minded spinster who has an in with the chef.

Their bedroom instruction grows passionate, and Alice is a much better pupil than Kit had ever anticipated. When the Society gentlemen start to take notice, Kit has to try to win Alice in other ways . . . but is he too late to win her heart?

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Collide

Collide by Bal Khabra is $1.99! This is the first book in a New Adult series with hockey player heroes. I think this was originally self-pubbed and got popular on BookTok before being picked up by Berkley, but I’m not 100% confident in that.

She’s an honors student with ambitious graduate school plans and he’s a jock with only hockey on his mind, but once their worlds collide, their connection is hot enough to melt an ice rink.

An ultimatum from Summer Preston’s thesis advisor thrusts her into an unexpected collision with the hockey team’s captain, Aiden Crawford. She’s caught between conflicting desires of fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a sport psychologist and staying as far away as possible from the god-awful sport. And once she meets Aiden—well, let’s just say he confirms all her worst assumptions about hockey players.

Being the captain of the college hockey team has its perks, except when a reckless mistake by Aiden’s team threatens to jeopardize their entire season. As punishment, Aiden’s coach nominates him as the subject of a student research project. Participating is the last thing he wants to do, especially since the girl leading the project looks like she could wield his skates as a weapon.

Summer can’t stand Aiden’s blasé approach to life, and Aiden doesn’t understand why she’s twenty years old with a twenty-five-year plan. But their bickering soon turns to bantering—and once they let their guards down, there’s nothing to check their feelings.

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Damned If I Duke

Damned If I Duke by Anna Bradley is $2.99! This is book two in the Drop Dead Dukes series and features a marriage of convenience.

Bold and adventurous, Prudence Thorne is not the kind of woman to stand by meekly when someone she loves has been wronged. And she’s quite certain that Jasper Vincent, Duke of Montford, somehow duped her father into racking up enormous gambling debts. When fate offers her a chance to blackmail Jasper into forgiving her father’s losses, she seizes it . . . only to have her scheme backfire.

Jasper enjoys London’s illicit delights too much to wed. Too bad his grandfather has decided that a woman with the nerve to blackmail might be exactly the sort of wife to tame him. Pressed into a marriage neither wanted—and fighting a desire neither expected—Prue and Jasper torment and tempt each other beyond reason.

Surely a proper duchess should be subdued, obedient, and dignified? Yet just as he begins to get his wish, Jasper realizes how much he wants his unconventional wife—and only her—if it’s not too late to win her . . .

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Colton Gentry’s Third Act

Colton Gentry’s Third Act by Jeff Zentner is $2.99! I mentioned this one in a previous Get Rec’d. This one seems like it’ll pack an emotional punch.

“A story of love, healing, and second chances ” (Emily Henry) following a down on his luck country musician who, in the throes of grief after a shocking loss, moves back home and rekindles a relationship with his high school sweetheart, from award-winning author Jeff Zentner.

Colton Gentry is riding high. His first hit in nearly a decade has caught fire, he’s opening for country megastar Brant Lucas, and he’s married to one of the hottest acts in the country. But he’s hurting. Only a few weeks earlier, his best friend, Duane, was murdered onstage by a mass shooter at a country music festival. One night, with his trauma festering and Jim Beam flowing through his veins, Colton stands before a sold-out arena crowd of country music fans and offers his unfiltered opinion on guns. It goes over poorly.

Immediately, his career and marriage implode. Left with few choices or funds, he retreats to his rural Kentucky hometown. He’s resigned himself to has-been-dom, until a chance encounter at his town’s new farm-to-table restaurant gives him a second shot at a job working in the kitchen with Luann, his first love, who has undergone her own reinvention. Told through perspectives alternating between his senior year of high school, his time coming up with Duane as hungry musicians in Nashville, and the present, COLTON GENTRY’S THIRD ACT is a story of coming home, undoing past heartbreaks, and navigating grief, and is a reminder that there are next acts in life, no matter how unlikely they may seem.

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The Rec League: Alternate History

Aug. 7th, 2025 07:00 am
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The Rec League - heart shaped chocolate resting on the edge of a very old bookThis Rec League was sent in by Anne:

I’ve been re-reading Susanna Kearsley’s books about the Jacobites was reminded about how very unlucky the Stuarts were in their efforts to regain the throne in England. I am interested in books about what might have happened in the Stuarts were successful or if Queen Anne had named her half-brother as her successor instead of her German cousin.

On a similar note, I’m also interested in books that are based on the premise that Napoleon was not defeated and didn’t abdicate as Emperor.

Sarah: Ooof I have been THINKING on this one. The first alt history that comes to mind is this one: A Queen from the North.

Reimagining if the war of the roses hadn’t ended

Kearsley I often recommend with Nicola Cornick, but I don’t think Cornick has done books with those premises.

Claudia: I can only think of “steampunk” sort of settings, not quite alt history.

Are there any alt history recs you’d add to the list? Let us know in the comments!

Links: Fabio, Horror Romance, & More

Aug. 6th, 2025 06:00 pm
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Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back to Wednesday Links! (Is it Wednesday?)

To be frank, I’m damn exhausted. I’ve been so tired lately. Can we get to fall yet? I find the crisp New England air to be energizing.

On Friday mornings, a friend and I have a Zoom writing sesh for an hour. it’s been going well and I’ve been working on a fantasy romance. However, yesterday I was hit with a new idea for something contemporary and I can’t stop thinking about it. I may switch gears.

I was telling my partner that fantasy writing takes some extra brain power if you’re creating a completely fictional world. Naming things is the bane of my existence. And right now, I don’t have a ton of brain power to spare.

If you have any helpful tips and tricks for naming things, I’m all ears!

So many of you sent us the Fabio flowchart. Sarah and I had a good time keeping track of all the emails that came in. You can find the flowchart at #15 on this list from Ask A Manager.

Harper’s Bazaar has a piece on how audiences don’t want romcoms, they want romantic horror. It’s an interesting opinion, but one I don’t agree with fully. I don’t think the audiences have shifted. People still want romcoms. It’s just that media companies (and I’m including publishing here) do not seem to know what a romcom is and the label has diluted so much that it means nothing. In my humble opinion.

This link comes from Kim D., who shared this interview with a cover model, who retired in 2019, on how he preps for a cover shoot.

From Kael: I thought you all might like to know she got a mention in the new Princess Weekes video on Enemies to Lovers! (the exact timestamp is 23:15, it’s about Sarah’sresponse to For Such A Time)

It’s a super interesting watch and would definitely recommend it to the folks here who don’t mind a crunchy conversation.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

T. Kingfisher, Historicals, & More

Aug. 6th, 2025 03:30 pm
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What Moves the Dead

What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher is $2.99! This was mentioned in a previous Hide Your Wallet. Kingfisher is a bit of an auto-buy around you. Did any of you pick this one up?

From the award-winning author of The Twisted Ones comes a gripping and atmospheric retelling of Edgar Allan Poe’s classic “The Fall of the House of Usher.”

When Alex Easton, a retired soldier, receives word that their childhood friend Madeline Usher is dying, they race to the ancestral home of the Ushers in the remote countryside of Ruritania.

What they find there is a nightmare of fungal growths and possessed wildlife, surrounding a dark, pulsing lake. Madeline sleepwalks and speaks in strange voices at night, and her brother Roderick is consumed with a mysterious malady of the nerves.

Aided by a redoubtable British mycologist and a baffled American doctor, Alex must unravel the secret of the House of Usher before it consumes them all.

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The Perils of Pleasure

The Perils of Pleasure by Julie Anne Long is $1.99! This is book one in the much loved Pennyroyal Green series. I remember starting this one on audio and liking it, though never finished. Previously, we ran a guest review on this one about how a good book can be ruined by one defining moment. I’m unsure if the text has been updated.

A rescued rogue . . .

Scandal has rocked the city of London. Colin Eversea, a handsome, reckless unapologetic rogue is sentenced to hang for murder and, inconveniently for him, the only witness to the crime disappears. Then again, throughout history, the Everseas have always managed to cheat fate in style: Colin is snatched from the gallows by a beautiful, clever mercenary.

A captivating captor. . .

Cool-headed, daring Madeleine Greenway is immune to Colin’s vaunted charm. Her mission is not to rescue Colin but to kidnap him, and to be paid handsomely for it. But when it becomes clear that whoever wants Colin alive wants Madeline dead, the two become uneasy allies in a deadly race for truth. Together, they’ll face great danger—and a passion neither can resist.

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The Perfect Rake

The Perfect Rake by Anne Gracie is $1.99! This is book one in the Merridew series; I keep reading it as “mildew.” This historical romance has a fake engagement.

She ran from a brute…

Fleeing violent tyranny, Prudence Merridew escapes with her beautiful younger sisters to London. One of them must marry—and fast. To act as her sisters’ chaperone, Prudence invents a secret engagement to a reclusive duke…But when the duke arrives unexpectedly in London, she needs his help to avert disaster.

…into the arms of a rake

Aristocratic Gideon, handsome, rakish and with a strong frivolous streak, casually hijacks Prudence’s game, awarding himself a stolen kiss or three along the way. Used to managing sisters and elderly men, Prudence is completely out of her depth with a charming, devious and utterly irresistible rake. And her plot goes terribly—if deliciously—awry…

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Must Love Books

Must Love Books by Shauna Robinson is $1.99! This is more women’s fiction/chick lit with romantic elements rather than a contemporary romance. Please check triggers as the heroine is going through a rough depression and that plays a large role in the book.

Meet Nora Hughes―the overworked, underpaid, last bookish assistant standing. At least for now. When Nora landed an editorial assistant position at Parsons Press, it was her first step towards The Dream Job. Because, honestly, is there anything dreamier than making books for a living? But after five years of lunch orders, finicky authors, and per my last emails, Nora has come to one grand conclusion: Dream Jobs do not exist.

With her life spiraling and the Parsons staff sinking, Nora gets hit with even worse news. Parsons is cutting her already unlivable salary. Unable to afford her rent and without even the novels she once loved as a comfort, Nora decides to moonlight for a rival publisher to make ends meet…and maybe poach some Parsons authors along the way.

But when Andrew Santos, a bestselling Parsons author no one can afford to lose is thrown into the mix, Nora has to decide where her loyalties lie. Her new Dream Job, ever-optimistic Andrew, or…herself and her future.

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The Crushed Heroine: A Rant

Aug. 6th, 2025 08:00 am
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When Javi Dumped Mari by Mia Sosa

Aug. 6th, 2025 06:00 am
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When Javi Dumped Mari

by Mia Sosa
June 24, 2025 · G.P. Putnam's Sons

PamG is a long time fan of Smart Bitches Trashy Books. A former library worker at her alma mater (hs), she is now retired and devoting her time to reading and occasionally commenting on same. She also enjoys memorizing songs and poetry, spontaneously bursting into song, playing with the Merlin app on her phone, and writing the occasional poem.

I can’t even count the number of times I’ve begun a sentence with “I don’t generally like multiple timelines, BUT. . . .”

Sadly, when it comes to When Javi Dumped Mari, I have no buts left to give. Don’t get me wrong. This book is extremely well written and works exactly as it’s intended to. WJDM is an excellent example of a perfectly executed story that simply doesn’t work for a given reader, i. e., moi. I intend to explore the many excellencies of this book first before I tackle the elements that troubled me.

When Javi Dumped Mari opens with Javi and Mari, best friends since college, meeting up for one of their semi regular dinners to catch up with each other. Javi has good news to share, but is a bit nervous, and when Mari arrives, she also has news–and a new-minted fiance to share. (Not that way!) Javi is understandably shocked, since he and Mari have a pact in which each gets veto power over the other’s incipient relationships. Not only are Mari and Alex getting married, they’re doing it in six weeks!

This awkward restaurant meet-up is described over two chapters from first Javi’s, then Mari’s point of view. From there, the story segues to their first meeting during their second year of college when Javi catches Mari swiping a stack of school newspapers to protest their offensively sexist content. Their first few encounters are humorously antagonistic, but it isn’t long before mutual respect and friendship blossoms.

The story continues in dual viewpoints over almost a twelve year span with irregularly spaced chapters punctuated by random text and voice messages. There are three larger sections: The Seed, The Weed, and The Bloom. Each is populated by chapters that take place “Now” and chapters that take place beginning at “11 years, 7 months before the wedding,” when the protagonists first met. Basically both the present chapters and the flashbacks count down to the wedding weekend through the first two sections of the book.

Section three, The Bloom, takes place in the immediate run-up to the wedding, except for a single flashback chapter. Amazingly, all this complex structure actually works. I never really found it confusing, and it did a great job of explaining how Mari and Javi arrived at the “Now.”

One of the big things that this structure does very well is define the differences between present and past Mari and Javi. I’m always impressed when a book using dual first person POV manages to consistently differentiate between the storytellers’ unique voices, and in this case, there are four distinct voices for two characters. There are the brash, shiny college age MCs and there are the mature, muted adult MCs. The reader slowly understands the gradual transition between them as their story unfolds.

Most importantly, Mari and Javi are beautifully drawn characters, well worth understanding both individually and as two parts of a pair. College aged Mari is a brilliant, dynamic, extroverted young woman, the cynosure of all eyes in whatever room she occupies. Young Javi is more introverted but equally bright with an artistic sensibility and a gift for outside the box problem solving. Below the surface, sparks fly, but neither is willing to risk their friendship in the face of their very different futures. So UST and pining are major features in this story.

Both protagonists are active in the Latinx community on campus. From the time that Mari and Javi meet, their family and cultural backgrounds feature prominently in their interactions. Mari is Brazilian American, and Javi defines himself as Nuyorican. This is foundational to their identities, and permeates the entire story. Heritage provides both common ground and cultural difference.

Class is another source of difference, if not conflict. Mari comes from money, while Javi’s parents are the sort of middle class that tend to have five figure salaries. Dad is a clerk and mom is a teacher. This gap is not an issue for them in college, but looms larger through the years. Economic class creates blind spots for both of them that neither their friendship nor their attraction can fully eliminate, and that eventually becomes a major problem.

As adults, their personalities show a certain amount of wear and tear, some of it caused by lapses in their friendship that are revealed during flashbacks. Their voices are calmer and perhaps a little less certain, though their bond is still strong. And that pesky attraction never goes away.

Supporting characters are drawn with the same sharp, perceptive eye for detail. Mari’s bridal party consists of her two best friends since college, a close friend from work, and, of course, Javi. The women are terminally badassed–blunt, hilarious, and loyal to a fault. As characters, they are entertaining as hell. Both Javi’s and Mari’s families play a part in this story, but their portrayals are considerably less detailed. Mari’s father and Javi’s brothers are a major presence in their lives–and not in a good way–yet they are not a strong presence in the book. Mari’s mother and Javi’s college friend Jeremy are barely sketched in for the roles they play and I would have welcomed seeing more of them. But the real triumph is the portrayal of Mari’s fiance.

Alex is introduced in chapter one, but he never gets a chance to tell his story. We only know him from the protagonists’ observations and conversations. Mari’s interactions with Alex are tinted with her adult need for calm and stability, while Javi views Alex with tightly leashed antagonism. I was constantly asking myself whether something was a red flag or a slanted viewpoint. Alex was not a sympathetic character for me, but I didn’t truly expect him to be. I never knew whether I was reading about a villain or a perfectly normal guy feeling twinges of jealousy for his fiancé’s male best friend. I was ok with this; I thought it was fair. One of the upsides of first person POV is the way it turns character development into unraveling a mystery. Some people dislike it. I consider it a feature not a bug.

While I fully appreciate the skill and creativity that went into this story, I do have some serious reservations. These are based in my personal responses rather than some abstract “standard.”

First of all, as my reading progressed, I kept having to take little breaks to alleviate mental discomfort. It took awhile for me to identify my discomfort as anxious feelings. I don’t want to call it anxiety because it wasn’t a diagnosis but rather an amorphous irritation. Some of the plot elements made me really uncomfortable. I felt like the Jaws theme was pounding in the back of my mind, and I kept looking for the Big Bad or evidence of conspiracies.

I was also bothered by the way neither protagonist was able to get their strongest feelings out into the open, how they both made assumptions about the other’s needs and about their inability to fulfill those needs. All this happened over years. I was actively worried about how they would achieve their HEA with their integrity intact.

Another aspect of my mental discomfort was the feeling that the elaborate structure of the book was kind of manipulative. There was a whole lot of hinting going on before information was revealed. The timelines are wicked convoluted and I had to break it down before I could even attempt this review. All storytellers manipulate their audience to some degree, but I didn’t like seeing the wires.

Finally, the biggest dealbreaker for me was the use of humiliation humor.

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There is some really ugly bullying/hazing at a couple of points in the story that I deeply hated.

Aside from my dislike of this type of humor, it really didn’t make a lot of sense to me in context. It was deliberate and premeditated, but also irrational, with the ability to upend the culprit’s intent. I feel like all of my reservations about WJDM are somewhat connected, but the humiliation humor guarantees that I won’t reread this book even though I loved the main characters.

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And yes, the HEA happens, and it is good.

So, read this book for the solid writing, excellent characterization, frequent humor, and emotional story, or read it for your Bingo card. Friends to lovers, class differences, or a third unnamed category that might spoil the ending. Overall, I’m glad I read it, reservations and all.

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The Secret Service of Tea and Treason

The Secret Service of Tea and Treason by India Holton is $1.99! This is book three in the Dangerous Damsels series. I reviewed the first book and found it a little too silly for my tastes, but it’s a good book for turning your brain off.

Two rival spies must brave pirates, witches, and fake matrimony to save the Queen.

Known as Agent A, Alice is the top operative within the Agency of Undercover Note Takers, a secret government intelligence group that is fortunately better at espionage than at naming itself. From managing deceptive witches to bored aristocratic ladies, nothing is beyond Alice’s capabilities. She has a steely composure and a plan always up her sleeve (alongside a dagger and an embroidered handkerchief). So when rumors of an assassination plot begin to circulate, she’s immediately assigned to the case.

But she’s not working alone. Daniel Bixby, otherwise known as Agent B and Alice’s greatest rival, is given the most challenging undercover assignment of his life— pretending to be Alice’s husband. Together they will assume the identity of a married couple, infiltrate a pirate house party, and foil their unpatriotic plans.

Determined to remain consummate professionals, Alice and Daniel must ignore the growing attraction between them, especially since acting on it might prove more dangerous than their target.

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The Proposal Project

The Proposal Project by Donna Marchetti is 99c! This is an enemies to lovers, fake dating romance. I must say that all of the heroines Leni Kauffman designs for covers are so fashionable.

The Job

Event planner Priscilla Cain has been asked to plan her best friend Tina’s dream wedding proposal to her boyfriend, Ryan.

The Catch

It looks like groom-to-be Ryan might just beat her to it.

The Solution

Team up with Ryan’s obnoxious, but gorgeous, best friend Oliver to plan a joint proposal. Keeping their unlikely alliance a secret from both their friends.

But as Oliver and Priscilla work together to pull off the proposal of the year, could there be more than one happily ever after on the cards…

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Strange Practice

Strange Practice by Vivian Shaw is $2.99! Readers love the heroine, who is described a “fast-talking doctor to the undead.” This is part of today’s Kindle Daily Deals, so snap this one up while you can.

Meet Greta Helsing, fast-talking doctor to the undead. Keeping the supernatural community not-alive and well in London has been her family’s specialty for generations.

Greta Helsing inherited the family’s highly specialized, and highly peculiar, medical practice. In her consulting rooms, Dr. Helsing treats the undead for a host of ills – vocal strain in banshees, arthritis in barrow-wights, and entropy in mummies. Although barely making ends meet, this is just the quiet, supernatural-adjacent life Greta’s been groomed for since childhood.

Until a sect of murderous monks emerges, killing human and undead Londoners alike. As terror takes hold of the city, Greta must use her unusual skills to stop the cult if she hopes to save her practice, and her life.

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Role Playing

Role Playing by Cathy Yardley is $2.49 on Amazon! Many of you were excited for this one and we had Yardley on the podcast to talk about it. Did any of you pick it up? What’d you think?

From Cathy Yardley, author of Love, Comment, Subscribe, comes an emotional rom-com about two middle-aged gamers who grow their online connection into an IRL love story.

Maggie is an unapologetically grumpy forty-eight-year-old hermit. But when her college-aged son makes her a deal―he’ll be more social if she does the same―she can’t refuse. She joins a new online gaming guild led by a friendly healer named Otter. So that nobody gets the wrong idea, she calls herself Bogwitch.

Otter is Aiden, a fifty-year-old optimist using the guild as an emotional outlet from his family drama caring for his aging mother while his brother plays house with Aiden’s ex-fiancée.

Bogwitch and Otter become fast virtual friends, but there’s a catch. Bogwitch thinks Otter is a college student. Otter assumes Bogwitch is an octogenarian.

When they finally meet face to face―after a rocky, shocking start―the unlikely pair of sunshine and stormy personalities grow tentatively closer. But Maggie’s previous relationships have left her bitter, and Aiden’s got a complicated past of his own.

Everything’s easier online. Can they make it work in real life?

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This HaBO request is from Anna, who wants to find this romance:

I’m looking for a book where the hero is a grumpy professional athlete, possibly named Will. He is taking temporary guardianship of his half-sister, who might be named Ruby. He treats the little girl with distance, but the heroine makes him realize that what he is doing is what his father did with him.

There was a scene where he has this epiphany. The little girl tried to do many things with him, but he rejected her. He told her to be quiet and go to sleep on your own or we won´t do ____ anymore (things like that, I think it was running in the mornings but I’m not sure ) and one time he entered her room and she was awake but making no sound.

I think the heroine was not from the city/town; she was on vacation or on business (her being there was only temporary).

Does this sound familiar?

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Happy Tuesday!

Release weeks are looking pretty steady this month. There aren’t any huge blockbuster weeks. Holiday romances haven’t started showing up yet on our TBR piles, but I know they’ll creep up on us.

What new releases are you excited for this week?

A Tale of Mirth and Magic

A Tale of Mirth and Magic by Kristen Vale

Author: Kristen Vale
Released: August 5, 2025 by Forever
Genre: , ,

A maker of magical jewelry finds her life turned upside down when she ends up on the run with a half-giant in this spicy and cozy fantasy romance—perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes and The Spellshop.

Elikki may not have a family, but she has her fierce independence, boundless charm, and enough talent as a jewelry artisan to make a living on the road. Unfortunately for some, she also can’t yet manage to control her chaotic magic. . . and her temper. Sweet, soft Barra lives a quiet life with his mas and three sisters, managing the books for his family’s business. All he wants is to blend in and not make waves—a bit tricky, as a nearly eight-foot-tall purple half-giant.

When Elikki lands in hot water after dealing with a particularly rude customer, Barra finds himself helping her flee the constables. With a bounty on her back—and a severe crush forming on his end—they decide to travel together to the next town. So begins a journey filled with cozy inns, delicious meals, heaps of excellent sex, and a sprinkling of danger.  As their adventures bring them closer together and the threat of capture rises they find themselves changing in surprising ways. He’s given up on finding love. She’s always refused to try. But traveling together, they may discover unexpected, powerful romance and stronger self-identities—if the bounty hunters don’t get them first.

Amanda: This cover is so cute, and I’m lured by both the road trip and “jewelry artisan” elements.

Elyse: Cozy fantasy is my jam right now. Also this cover is amazing.

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Automatic Noodle

Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newtiz

Author: Annalee Newtiz
Released: August 5, 2025 by Tor.com
Genre: ,

A cozy near-future novella about a crew of leftover robots opening their very own noodle shop, from acclaimed sci-fi author Annalee Newitz.

You don’t have to eat food to know the way to a city’s heart is through its stomach. So when a group of deactivated robots come back online in an abandoned ghost kitchen, they decide to make their own way doing what they know: making food—the tastiest hand-pulled noodles around—for the humans of San Francisco, who are recovering from a devastating war.

But when their robot-run business starts causing a stir, a targeted wave of one-star reviews threatens to boil over into a crisis. To keep their doors open, they’ll have to call on their customers, their community, and each other—and find a way to survive and thrive in a world that wasn’t built for them.

Amanda: Noodle-bots!

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The Blonde Who Came in From the Cold

The Blonde Who Came in From the Cold by Ally Carter

Author: Ally Carter
Released: August 5, 2025 by Avon
Genre: , ,
Series: The Blonde Identity #2

Ten years ago, they joined the CIA.

Six years ago, he left the game.

Five years ago, they fell in love.

One year ago, she ran out into the cold with absolutely no intention of ever coming back.

And two minutes ago, they woke up, bloody and bruised and handcuffed together in the dark.

They don’t know where they are. They don’t know how they got there. And they have absolutely no idea who is after them or what this nameless, faceless villain wants.

The only thing that’s clear is that, after ten years of covers and chemistry, secrets and lies, these two rival spies have been sucked into their greatest mission yet, and now they’re going to have to team up to stay alive. (If they don’t kill each other first.)

Book two in the Blonde Identity series.

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The Deathless One

The Deathless One by Emma Hamm

Author: Emma Hamm
Released: August 5, 2025 by Gallery Books
Genre: , ,
Series: The Gravesinger #1

A princess murdered at the altar makes a deal with the god of death for vengeance and to save her people in this first in a unique romantasy trilogy from USA TODAY bestselling author Emma Hamm.

Jessamine was raised to be a leader for her people, but when the land is overrun by an incurable plague, she must enter a political marriage to save them all. A union that should have brought hope only brings death as her new husband murders her at the wedding altar and seizes the throne.

But her death is just the beginning. Her spirit is met by the Deathless One, a god of death yearning to return to the mortal plane, and he needs her help. The two of them make a deal—her life and the return of her kingdom in exchange for his resurrection. But the Deathless One is a known trickster, and a deal with him is one made in blood.

Jessamine knows the Deathless One is a dangerous ally, but the longer they work together, the more she wants him and the less she can stay away. As their connection deepens, soon she wonders if she even wants this contract to end. Perhaps the more appealing throne is the one by his side, but she’d have to turn her back on her people to get it.

Amanda: A deal with death is my catnip.

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House of the Beast

House of the Beast by Michelle Wong

Author: Michelle Wong
Released: August 5, 2025 by Harper Voyager
Genre: , , ,

Step into the House of the Beast in this dark fantasy debut from The Legend of Korra graphic novel illustrator Michelle Wong, about a young woman who strikes a deal with a mysterious and alluring god to seek revenge on her aristocratic family—featuring illustrations throughout by the author.

Born out of wedlock and shunned by society, Alma learned to make her peace with solitude, so long as she had her mother by her side. When her mother becomes gravely ill, Alma discovers a clue about her estranged father and writes a message begging for help. Little does she know that she is a bastard of House Avera, one of the four noble families that serve the gods and are imbued with their powers—and her father is a vessel of the Dread Beast, the most frightening god of all, a harbinger of death.

In a desperate exchange for her mother’s medicine, Alma agrees to sacrifice her left arm to the Beast in a ceremony that will bind her forever to the House and its deity. Regardless, her mother soon passes, leaving Alma trapped inside the Avera’s grand estate, despised by her relatives and nothing but a pawn in her father’s schemes.

Now vengeance is the only thing that keeps Alma going. That, and the strange connection she has with her god—a monster who is constantly by her side, an eldritch being taking the form of a beautiful prince with starlit hair that only she can see. He tells Alma that she has been chosen to bring change upon their world, and with his help, Alma plots a perilous journey to destroy the House that stole everything from her.

A gripping fantasy novel marked by divine rituals, intense combat, and twisted romance, House of the Beast is a tale of revenge, resilience, and the power of love to see us through the darkness.

Amanda: I just found this book when browsing new releases, but anything that is described as both a horror and a romance automatically makes me perk up.

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Zomromcom

Zomromcom by Olivia Dade

Author: Olivia Dade
Released: August 5, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: ,
Series: Supernatural Engtanglements #1

Teaming up with your neighbor during a zombie outbreak is a no-brainer, but if it turns out he’s a vampire . . . the stakes couldn’t be higher, in this infectious new paranormal romance from the USA Today bestselling author of Spoiler Alert.

When Edie Brandstrup attempts to save her sweet, seemingly harmless human neighbor from the first major zombie breach in two decades, she’s stunned to be saved by him—and his ridiculously large sword—instead. As it turns out, he’s actually a super-old, super-surly vampire. But for all her neighbor’s newly revealed cynicism and lethality, Gaston “Max” Boucher (yes, Gaston) is unexpectedly protective. He wants her to stay in his safety bunker until the breach is resolved. Edie can’t risk more innocent people getting killed, though—and Max won’t let her save them alone.

As they unravel a sinister conspiracy to set zombies loose on the world (again), the duo meet a host of lovable allies and discover they’re not the only ones willing to fight for the future of humanity. Despite the awful timing, Edie finds herself falling for the vampire who’s helping her save the world . . . but all their dangerous plans could end their future before it even begins. As she and Max battle side by side, Edie must decide whether having a love worth living for also means having a love you’d die for—and, in a world that grows deadlier by the minute, whether that’s a risk she’s willing to take.

I know this is on so many readers’ radar!

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Witches, Historical Romance, & More

Aug. 4th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Earls Trip

RECOMMENDED: Earls Trip by Jenny Holiday is $3.99! This is a standalone historical romance and was described as Ted Lasso meets Bridgerton for a 19th century spin on The Hangover. We ran a guest review of this one and it earned a B+.

Even an earl needs his ride-or-dies, and Archibald Fielding-Burton, the Earl of Harcourt, counts himself lucky to have two. The annual trip that Archie takes with his BFFs Simon and Effie holds a sacred spot in their calendars. This year Archie is especially eager to get away until an urgent letter arrives from an old family friend, begging him to help prevent a ruinous scandal. Suddenly the trip has become earls-plus-girls, as Archie’s childhood pals, Clementine and Olive Morgan, are rescued en route to Gretna Green.

This…complicates matters. The fully grown Clementine, while as frank and refreshing as he remembers, is also different to the wild, windswept girl he knew. This Clem is complex and surprising—and adamantly opposed to marriage. Which, for reasons Archie dare not examine too closely, he finds increasingly vexing.

Then Clem makes him an indecent and quite delightful proposal, asking him to show her the pleasures of the marriage bed before she settles into spinsterhood. And what kind of gentleman would he be to refuse a lady?

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Dark Water Daughter

Dark Water Daughter by H.M. Long is $2.99! This is book one in The Winter Sea series. I remember liking the adventure and mystery aspects, but was meh on the romance. I thought the love interest was just okay.

A stormsinger and pirate hunter join forces against a deathless pirate lord in this swashbuckling Jacobean adventure on the high-seas.

Launching the Winter Sea series, full of magic, betrayal, redemption and fearsome women, for readers of Adrienne Young, R. J. Barker and Naomi Novik.

Mary Firth is a Stormsinger: a woman whose voice can still hurricanes and shatter armadas. Faced with servitude to pirate lord Silvanus Lirr, Mary offers her skills to his arch-rival in exchange for protection – and, more importantly, his help sending Lirr to a watery grave. But her new ally has a vendetta of his own, and Mary’s dreams are dark and full of ghistings, spectral creatures who inhabit the ancient forests of her homeland and the figureheads of ships.

Samuel Rosser is a disgraced naval officer serving aboard The Hart, an infamous privateer commissioned to bring Lirr to justice. He will stop at nothing to capture Lirr, restore his good name and reclaim the only thing that stands between himself and madness: a talisman stolen by Mary.

Finally, driven into the eternal ice at the limits of their world, Mary and Samuel must choose their loyalties and battle forces older and more powerful than the pirates who would make them slaves.

Come sail the Winter Sea, for action-packed, high-stakes adventures, rich characterisation and epic plots full of intrigue and betrayal.

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Reputation at Risk

Reputation at Risk by Martha Keyes is $2.49! This is an enemies to lovers historical with fake dating. It’s also the first book in a series.

Their choice? Scandal or mutual salvation.

Determined to support her mother and sisters after her father’s untimely death, Charlotte Mandeville covertly crafts satirical caricatures of high society. It not only puts money in her family’s bare pockets but ensures the haut-ton cannot guard all the power and the secrets.

Anthony Yorke has a guilty conscience and a brother to exonerate. When the key piece of evidence to clear his brother’s name falls into the hands of a headstrong young woman, he is willing to do whatever is required to obtain it from her.

But Charlotte is not easily persuaded, and while the thing she demands in return for the evidence is reasonable enough, it leads to the unthinkable: a forced engagement between them.

Can the ruse they must craft and maintain survive their mutual dislike, or will it crumble, bringing them and their families along with it?

Reputation at Risk is the first in a new series of Regency romances, full of banter, a touch of suspense, and all the swoon without the steam.

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The Crescent Moon Tearoom

The Crescent Moon Tearoom by Stacy Sivinski is $1.99! This is a cozy fantasy mystery with three witchy sisters. Have any of you read thi sone?

A cozy and uplifting debut novel about three clairvoyant sisters who face an unexpected twist of Fate at the bottom of their own delicate porcelain cups.

Ever since the untimely death of their parents, Anne, Beatrix, and Violet Quigley have made a business of threading together the stories that rest in the swirls of ginger, cloves, and cardamom at the bottom of their customers’ cups. Their days at the teashop are filled with talk of butterflies and good fortune intertwined with the sound of cinnamon shortbread being snapped by laced fingers.

That is, until the Council of Witches comes calling with news that the city Diviner has lost her powers, and the sisters suddenly find themselves being pulled in different directions. As Anne’s magic begins to develop beyond that of her sisters’, Beatrix’s writing attracts the attention of a publisher, and Violet is enchanted by the song of the circus—and perhaps a mischievous trapeze artist threatening to sweep her off her feet. It seems a family curse that threatens to separate the sisters is taking effect.

With dwindling time to rewrite their future and help three other witches challenge their own destinies, the Quigleys set out to bargain with Fate. But in focusing so closely on saving each other, will they lose sight of themselves?

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One Cursed Rose by Rebecca Zanetti

Aug. 4th, 2025 08:00 am
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One Cursed Rose

by Rebecca Zanetti
June 25, 2024 · Kensington
Contemporary RomanceRomance

TW/CW
mentions of CSA, violence (especially against women), dubious consent, rape, murder, torture, knife play, stalking, kidnapping, child trafficking, addiction

What a fever dream of a book, I tell ya hwat. To shelve it into a category, this is a dark fairytale (Beauty and the Beast) romance with dystopian elements.

Set in a sort of futuristic Silicon Valley, four families run the world’s most prominent social media conglomerates. Those conglomerates are run on different gemstones, with each family having an affinity for specific stones (garnets, diamonds, etc.). Their company’s power (I think? I’m honestly still confused by this part of the plot) hinges on people within the families being able to charge their stones with their own energies, and through social media reach. Each company also has a specialty in terms of how they reach their audience (i.e. emotional connection, mental connection, etc.).

Still following? No? Me either!

The heroine Alana is now the heir to Aquarius Social after the mysterious death of her brother. Aquarius is currently ranked fourth out of the four major conglomerates and Alana’s dad doesn’t love that. He thinks a merger with the heir of one of the other ranking companies would be beneficial and decides to marry her off to a man named Cal.

Thorn is the CEO of Malice Media, which is the most powerful of the companies. He’s been stalking Alana for months and isn’t too pleased to learn about this arranged marriage. What’s a man to do? Well, kidnap her, of course!

He’s scarred and cursed (obviously). Someone infected the garnet that powers his algorithm and that virus then infected him during a charging session. He’s slowly freezing to death with ice filling his organs.

The book is full of your classic “I know your body better than you do, even if you’re saying no.”

In fact, Thorn’s entire personality can be summed up in this quote from Alana:

Everything I know about Thorn tells me he would never respect a boundary he himself hadn’t set.

It gets old pretty quickly and I found myself frustrated that the heroine’s snarky responses had no follow through in her actions. Her boundaries were the consistency of a wet paper bag. She was dickmatized.

This also applies in a non-sexual capacity. There’s a scene where she’s attacked by a prominent figure but refuses to say anything publicly because she says she waited too long to say something to the police and blasting him on social media would turn into a he said/she said scenario that wouldn’t end well for her. I honestly would rather not see our reality of women reporting violence reflected in my romances, particularly in a romance featuring some wild fantastical elements like social media power crystals..

After finishing it, I honestly don’t know if I liked it. The social media and gemstone concept was interesting, but confusing. I thought the first half was decent and I breezed through the entirety of the book in a matter of hours. But the violence against women and the constant overruling of the heroine’s wants and needs by literally every man she encounters was exhausting. I feel like if it weren’t for that element, this book could have been more campy, off the wall, and fun – it could have been more of an F+. That being said, book two seems to have much better reviews on Goodreads and I already own it. I’ll continue the series, though probably not right away.

The whole thing felt like an SNL Stefon sketch because there’s so much going on.

This book has everything:

– social media powered by crystals
– being scared and horny
– a knife hilt in the hoo-ha
– serial killers
– twitching and fiery balls
– a type of synesthesia where you can taste people’s words
– a phobia of argyle patterns

You name it. It’s in there.

It’s honestly all too much to go into each of the above individually because we’d be here for the entire week. I will say, the hero’s balls twitched and were “on fire” so much that I had to stop and ask my partner if that was a thing. Their answer: not really. Myth busted.

To really end this one of a kind reading experience on a high note, the back of the book included a Spotify playlist. I knew maybe a quarter of the artists featured, but once I saw a particular track, I completely lost my mind. Like I’m talking 10pm fit of giggles and snorts.

So let’s cap things off together, as we listen to track eight from the One Cursed Rose playlist.

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Welcome back to Cover Awe! There’s something slightly new in how we do Cover Awe – the title will be bolded with a link to its SBTB info page where you can find buy links to several retailers.

Primal Mirror by Nalini Singh. In green is the outline of a man kissing a woman's forehead. Within that shape is a jungle with a prowling jaguar. Outside of that outline is dark green leaves and foliage texture.

Primal Mirror by Nalini Singh

Cover art by Tony Mauro

Sarah: I think this is really alluring. The silhouettes are evocative and intimate, and the solitary animal inside his image says so much – this is lush and gorgeous.

Amanda: I’m a sucker for an image within an image and and the forest green goes well with the setting on the cover.

Swift and Saddled by Lyla Sage. An illustrated cover that looks like an old pulp comic. There's a cotton candy sunset. A cowboy wraps his arms around a black-haired woman in overalls. He's kissing her cheek while she leans into him.

Swift and Saddled by Lyla Sage

Cover art by Austin Drake

Maya: So fun! And such a nice break from what has become standard romance cover art

Amanda: I know! It reminds me of like Bettie Page tattoos in that American traditional style.

Maya: Yes!! And some comic strips that I absolutely don’t know the names of

Sarah: I’ve started collecting these in a file. The vintage printed comics style with updated elements – her sleeve, for example – is brilliant and innovative.

Blank Paige by Ashley Griffin. A robin's egg blue cover with pastel yellow trees with bare branches and bird shapes on each side. The bottom right corner is designed to look like it's been ripped, revealing words underneath and a paper cutout off a woman with brown hair.

Blank Paige by Ashley Griffin

Cover art by Na Kim

From PamG: I can’t believe I’m sending you awesome instead of awful for the second time in a row. I love the simple color scheme, the delicate design, and the clever way that the cover relates to the actual story. Also, this has the distinction of being the only cover I’ve ever seen with a blank faced figure that actually fits the book description and doesn’t squick me out.

Sarah: That. Is. Gorgeous. Whoever designed that hit it out of the park. Look at the words on the hem of the skirt!

Lara: It’s exhilarating seeing an original cover!

Sarah: YES! My eyes got all wide and I actually grinned as I noticed all the little pieces – her dress, the shadow, the key, the cat – this is marvelous.

Lucy Undying by Kiersten White. A pale woman in a red dress with thick blonde hair. She's looking over her shoulder with red lips and a bleeding bite marks on her neck. Black bats fly across the bottom of the cover. The image of wolf heads with snarling teeth blend into her thick hair.

Lucy Undying by Kiersten White

Cover art by Audrey Benjaminsen

Amanda: Now this is the kind of creepy illustrated cover I’ve been waiting for.

Sarah: Whoaa that’s … A lot going on in a wow kind of way.

Amanda: I like how the hairpin blends in with the wolf eyes.

Carrie: Ummm Lucy, I read Dracula many times and you ain’t gonna like what you get transformed into at all.

Sarah: It looks like Dracula’s transformation of her included a really great conditioning regimen for her hair – or maybe it now naturally grows like that, which is a pretty strong argument for vampirism. Gorgeous, silky hair WITH WOLVES in it? I’m in.

 

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Aug. 3rd, 2025 07:00 am
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Welcome back!

We’re almost to 100 of these! This time, I have two non-fiction titles, a mystery with some romance, and some YA horror. These are all relatively new releases, so I’m sending all the positive vibes to your public libraries and wishing you short holds.

Do you have any recommendations you’d like to share? Drop them in the comments!

Everything is Tuberculosis

I don’t think anything John Green does could be called “underrated,” but it certainly doesn’t seem as buzzy as some of his previous books. Green always does a good job of distilling topics down in a fun and interesting way.

Instant #1 New York Times bestseller! • #1 Washington Post bestseller! • #1 Indie Bestseller! • USA Today Bestseller!

John Green, acclaimed author and passionate advocate for global healthcare reform, tells a deeply human story illuminating the fight against the world’s deadliest infectious disease. Signed edition

“The real magic of Green’s writing is the deeply considerate, human touch that goes into every word.” –The Associated Press

″Told with the intelligence, wit, and tragedy that have become hallmarks of the author’s work…. This is the story of us.” –Slate

“Earnest and empathetic.” –The New York Times

Tuberculosis has been entwined with hu­manity for millennia. Once romanticized as a malady of poets, today tuberculosis is seen as a disease of poverty that walks the trails of injustice and inequity we blazed for it.

In 2019, author John Green met Henry Reider, a young tuberculosis patient at Lakka Government Hospital in Sierra Leone. John be­came fast friends with Henry, a boy with spindly legs and a big, goofy smile. In the years since that first visit to Lakka, Green has become a vocal advocate for increased access to treatment and wider awareness of the healthcare inequi­ties that allow this curable, preventable infec­tious disease to also be the deadliest, killing over a million people every year.

In Everything Is Tuberculosis, John tells Henry’s story, woven through with the scientific and social histories of how tuberculosis has shaped our world—and how our choices will shape the future of tuberculosis.

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History Lessons

An academic investigates the death of her colleague with a dash of romance. This was a pretty good debut!

A college history professor must solve her superstar colleague’s murder before she becomes the next target in this funny, romantic debut mystery, perfect for readers of Janet Evanovich, Kellye Garrett, and Ali Hazelwood.

As a newly minted junior professor, Daphne Ouverture spends her days giving lectures on French colonialism, working on her next academic book, and going on atrocious dates. Her small world suits her just fine. Until Sam Taylor dies.

The rising star of Harrison University’s anthropology department was never one of Daphne’s favorites, despite his popularity. But that doesn’t prevent Sam’s killer from believing Daphne has something that belonged to Sam—something the killer will stop at nothing to get.

Between grading papers and navigating her disastrous love life, Daphne embarks on her own investigation to find out what connects her to Sam’s murder. With the help of an alluring former-detective-turned-bookseller, she unravels a deadly cover-up on campus.

This well-crafted, voice-driven mystery introduces an unforgettable crime fiction heroine.

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If We Survive This

The Yellowjackets comparison is pretty spot-on. Grab this one if you’re all caught up on the show and want something similar. 

The Walking Dead meets Yellowjackets in If We Survive This, a tense and emotional young adult horror novel from award-winning author Racquel Marie about a teen girl leading a group of survivors on a perilous journey during the apocalypse.

Flora Braddock Paz is not the girl who survives. A colorful creative who spends as much time fearing death as she does trying to hide that fear from her loved ones, she’s always considered herself weak. But half a year into the global outbreak of a rabies mutation that transforms people into violent, zombielike “rabids,” she and her older brother Cain are still alive. With their mom dead, their dad missing, and their LA suburb left desolate, they form a new plan to venture out to the secluded Northern California cabin they vacationed in growing up―their best chance at a safe haven and maybe even seeing their dad again.

The dangers of the world have changed, but so has Flora. Still, their journey up the state is complicated by encounters with familiar faces, new allies, hidden truths, and painful memories of the family’s final time making this trip last year. And for Flora, one thing inevitably remains: No matter how far you run, death is never far behind.

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Killer Story

For true crime fans who want a more “how the sausage is made” perspective when it comes to TV.

Follow a journalist and TV producer from 48 Hours and 60 Minutes as she carves out a career in the ruthless, knives-out world of true crime television . . . one killer story at a time.

Serial killers. Homicidal spouses. Sociopathic criminals. Claire St. Amant has met them all.

She spent nearly a decade in network television chasing the biggest true crime stories in the country, including the murder of Chris Kyle, plastic-surgeon-turned-murder-for-hire suspect Thomas Michael Dixon, the Parkland high school mass shooting, the disappearance of Christina Morris, and serial killer Samuel Little.

Bringing a true crime story to network television requires quick thinking and tenacious stamina, and in her debut memoir, Claire offers true crime fans a rare in-depth look from the other side of the yellow tape.

In Killer Story, readers will learn what it really takes to get these gripping cases on the air with insights such as:

  • How it feels to share space with a dead-eyed murderer
  • Which TV show has a reputation for “eating their young”
  • How reporters win over skeptical cops and reluctant lawyers
  • Why TV journalists are always racing against the clock—and competitor sabotage
  • What happens when a district attorney decides journalists have committed a felony
  • The unresolved crimes that still haunt Claire to this day

This eye-opening look behind the scenes of true crime television offers an unforgettable read—and a window into the daily reality of investigative journalism.

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Q&Z: Liz Shipton and Amy Zed

Aug. 2nd, 2025 10:00 am
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Hi again Smart Bitches! Amy Zed here with an extra special Q & A. Today I’m chatting with viral Booktoker and author Liz Shipton.

We’re going to get into some fun stuff—including magical parts, and we’ll dive into more serious subjects, too—like how Liz’s upcoming urban fantasy romance tackles AI’s impact on marginalized communities.

Honestly, getting to chat with the authors I admire has been one of the hugest highlights that’s come out of self-publishing my cyberpunk romantasy, A Symphony of Starlight, and I’m especially excited to chat with Liz because she started out in self-pub just like me!

With the seven-book seafaring Thalassic Series under her belt and Booktok content getting millions of views, Liz is in the midst of tackling a new adventure—her trad pub debut. Dot Slash Magic, and urban fantasy romance with a techie twist, releases on August 15th!

Amy: Liz, I’m so excited to talk about Dot Slash Magic, but before we get going on books, I just have to say, your life sounds like an adventure novel in itself! What’s it like living on a sailboat?

Liz: You know, you would be surprised how quickly it becomes normal! I think when people hear “sailboat life” they automatically assume “living the dream” but to be honest, after four years, it’s really just “living.”

Don’t get me wrong – some days are definitely an adventure. We anchor in some of the most beautiful places in the world, and we’ve seen some truly amazing things (the bioluminescence in Costa Rica is stunning, and some remote parts of Panama feel like something straight out of Pirates of the Caribbean.) But there’s also a lot of just…buying your groceries, working on the computer, figuring out how to get around without a car, taking the dog to the vet, etc. And then there are days when it’s raining and you accidentally leave the hatches open so your bed gets soaked, and you question why you are even doing this with your life at all, LOL.

Amy: Now, I first encountered you through your videos. I’m a romantasy reader through and through, but I’ve always found certain aspects of romantasy… questionable… so when your “Enemies to Lovers Fantasy Romance” video popped up in my feed, I found myself nodding along emphatically and yelling, “EXACTLY!”

The way you poke loving fun at our favourite genre is pure gold. What inspired you to start posting these videos?

Liz: I think those videos came, first and foremost, from a place of me realizing that I wasn’t quite the writer I wanted to be when I started out. I had visions of myself crafting these mind-bendingly unique, poetic sentences that would leave people speechless.

But the reality was that I found myself writing “she narrowed her eyes” a lot. And then I started reading other books in the genre, and realized that…everyone was kind of doing that. So it was a combination of me poking fun at my own writing, and also poking a bit of fun at the genre.

It was also, to be honest, a way to vent my frustration at the way books are marketed these days, particularly on places like Booktok. When you’re on the app a lot, you start to feel like everything is just tropes, and as someone who’s striving to write something a bit different, it can start to feel a little aggravating.

@lizshiptonauthor Who doesn’t love a good enemies to lovers? #womenwritingmen #bookboyfriends #bookboyfriendsdoitbetter #fictionalmen #enemiestolovers #fantasyromance #lizshipton ♬ In The Forest (Acoustic Indie No Copyright) – Instrumental – Lesfm & Olexy

Amy: Liz, I feel that in my bones. My combo of cyberpunk and romance is definitely not the norm. It’s hard to market! And I can see how a seafaring dystopian romance series like Thalassic would be tough to market in the world of Fae Kings and Shadow Daddies as well. But it sounds like your videos worked!

You had The Thalassic Series, you gained a big following with your Booktok content, and now you’ve got your first trad pub deal. How did it all go down?

Liz: I originally got on social media to promote The Thalassic Series back when it was just 3 YA books with very little romance. I got “corrupted” by Booktok and decided to create an aged-up version of the series with more romance and spice. During that time, I was learning a lot about the tropes and expectations of the genre, which is what led to me putting up those videos.

Those videos landed my face in front of an agent – Amy Collins – who reached out to me via DM. I was skeptical, because I’d never heard of that happening, but I’m very much a person who thinks you should throw lots of things against the wall and see what sticks, so I did some due diligence to learn more about her (turns out, she’s awesome!) and said yes. We pitched Dot Slash Magic as three chapters and a synopsis, and it was picked up quite quickly by Angry Robot Books.

My social media presence was definitely instrumental in me landing that deal, but I do also want to give my writing some credit: the book is awesome!

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Amy: Absolutely. I’m so excited about Dot Slash Magic. Based on the blurb, it’s got everything I love—banter, magic, tech, spice. Can you share a little more about the story?

Liz: It’s about a self-taught coder in her mid-twenties, who never went to college and has been bumming around Europe since high school. She’s kind of a deadbeat and very cynical, and after she gets dumped by her boyfriend, her mom is basically like “You need to get your shit together” and convinces her to come back to San Diego to go to community college. At school, she stumbles into an underground magic society, discovers she has magic, and then uses her coding skills to build an artificially intelligent assistant powered by sorcery. Hijinx and hilarity (and murder) ensue when monsters show up and start hunting her friends. Everyone blames her magic AI, but she’s convinced someone is trying to frame her.

It’s kind of a satirical take on the tech industry, wrapped in an urban romantasy. It’s funny, a bit spicy, and very bonkers, but it also tries to dig into some fairly deep questions surrounding the current state of AI, particularly its impact on artists and marginalized communities.

@lizshiptonauthor When the relationship should really be disclosed to HR #womenwritingmen #womenwritingwomen #fictionalmen #bookboyfriend #dystopianromance #fantasyromance ♬ Dark horror, vampire, vampire, bizarre(1146217) – G-axis sound music

Amy: You have such a great sense of humour that I knew your book would be bursting with fantastic lines. Then I saw this quote:

And then his dick began to grow. Not get harder. Literally grow. Seven’s eyes went wholly wide as she looked down between them. “No.”
He grinned. “Yes.”

I squealed when I read that. Clearly you’ve outdone yourself. I HAVE to know, what’s the deal with the MMC and his member?

Liz: Hahahaha! Well, as I’ve said, I spend a fair amount of time on Booktok, so I guess I wrote that for them, LOL. I think I was striving for something a bit different from the standard “shadow daddy.” Because to be totally honest, I don’t really get the whole “shadows” thing. Are they actually shadows? Or are they more like smoke? He can pick stuff up with them? HOW??? It never made sense to me, and it seems like a hugely missed opportunity to have a dude with magic in a book and not make his dick magic. Like….why is everyone not doing that??? Who gives a fuck about shadows when you can literally have a magic peepee???

Amy: And speaking of magical peepees, your video “Women writing *ahem* MEN” has over one hundred thousand views on Instagram and that’s not even counting all the views over on TikTok and YouTube.

@lizshiptonauthor The ML of Dot Slash Magic has a ✨magic✨ ding d0ng and if THAT doesn’t make you want to pre-order it, I honestly don’t know what will ‍♀ #womenwritingmen #fictionalmen #bookboyfriend #romantasy #fantasyromance #urbanfantasy #bookish #booktok ♬ Carmen Habanera, classical opera(1283412) – perfectpanda

But every new account starts with low views and zero followers. I’d love to know how your social media journey progressed. Did you always create such bold content, or did it take a while to discover what grabbed viewers’ attention?

Liz: I do need to take a moment here to credit A.L. Brody/Jason Pinter (author of Dating & Dismemberment) with inventing that style of video. It was after seeing one of his TikToks that I decided to take a stab at putting my own spin on it, and to be honest, I didn’t expect it to go anywhere. Posting to TikTok, you get really used to seeing someone else’s video and thinking “That looks fun! I’ll jump on that trend,” only to put up your own version of the thing and get less than 200 views. So when it took off, I was very surprised.

I was also really worried when it took off, because I assumed Jason would be pissed that I stole his idea, but fortunately, he is extremely cool and has been nothing but supportive. His videos do really well too, and we even made a video together. The Booktok community is really great in that way – there is space for everyone, and it feels more like a collaborative space than a competitive one.

Amy: And speaking of collaboration, I was also intrigued when I saw your vibrator ad come through my feed. My brother is a gaming Youtuber and he gets sponsorships to show off computer gear and gaming chairs. But I’d never thought about what kind of sponsors might approach a booktoker until I saw that ad. How did the sponsorship come about (no pun intended)? And are there any other kinds of sponsors you can see yourself working with in the future?

Liz: That was a surprise to me too, actually, and not something I ever saw myself doing – but then, writing spicy books isn’t something I ever saw myself doing either! People might be surprised that I actually identify as asexual and outside of my books, sex is not something that is super on my radar. But even though I’m not the most sexual person, I am very supportive of other people being as sexual (or unsexual) as they want to be, and normalizing all types of orientations, sexualities, drives, kinks, etc. So when the company reached out, I figured “Why not?!”

Amy: Sponsorships aside, I’m sure right now you’re busy using most of your time to promote Dot Slash Magic. I seriously can’t wait. I’ve already preordered so I can start reading the minute the book releases. For readers who don’t have Dot Slash Magic locked down yet, where’s the best place to preorder?

Liz: That’s so wonderful to hear you’re excited and THANK YOU for pre-ordering 🙂 For other folks who are interested, you can read a blurb and some reviews (the book just got a starred review from Publisher’s Weekly!) and see some of the art I had made, plus find a pre-order link for various outlets.

Amy: Thanks again for chatting with me, Liz! I’m sure anyone who’s hearing about your content for the first time is racing over to their socials to hit the follow button, but how else can we keep in touch? Do you have a newsletter readers can sign up for so we’re sure to hear about your next release?

Liz: Yes! Right now when you sign up for my newsletter you get the first 3 chapters of Dot Slash Magic

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for free!

And I’m always on socials (I’m reading Dot Slash Magic Live on Insta every M-F at 4PM EST up until the launch) or you can find me at my website lizshipton.com. I’m on Instagram, Tiktok, Facebook, and have a Patreon.

Or come to the Caribbean some time and we can hang on the beach.

About the interviewer: Amy Zed’s debut novel A Symphony of Starlight combines elements of cyberpunk and rockstar romance to bring you a fast-paced action adventure that received 4 ½ stars from The Paranormal Romance Guild. It’s available to read FREE with your KU membership, or you can buy it for $3.97 on Amazon.

 

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